Archive for September, 2006

Red Aron Del Rosario

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006

       This was a busy and nerve-racking week for the family. Momma had her hysterectomy last Monday and thank God she’s OK now. I remember my couz saying… ‘Wow Tita pasarap knlng!’ Haha. She just went out of hospital last Thursday and ayon… keri nman.

       September 7. Probably because of what happened, we dont give importance to this day anymore. To start off, Red Aron Del Rosario was born September 7, 1992 and died two days after. Nerve-racking din yung day na yon..2 plng kami ni Les sa family and we’re so excited to have a baby brother. So ayon..mama said na we have to get her to the hospital coz ‘this is it’ moment na nga daw. I remeber her changing her clothes ska if I’m not mistaken nagplantsa pa ata xa. kulit no?? I mean yun yung time na she feels like the moment is near. But anyway, I was in school then thinking if she’s OK and I was really excited kung anong hitsura nya or something. The next day naman.. I don’t really remember anything about my parents worrying about something eh. Cguro they just did not tell us na there’s something wrong with Red ksi we’re pretty young at that time. The next thing I knew, pops was telling me na nakain ni Red yung poopoo nya and it really affected his system and risky din kay mama yung ngyari. Ganon.. Ahmm mejo naalala ko pa nga na mejo ndi na talaga maganda yung condition ni Red and yung medicine na kailngan nya is ndi available sa hospital and pops has to buy it pa sa drugstore. When he went there, yung katabi na shop ng drugstore hino-hold up so may big time na gulo tlg but he still insist to buy the medicine since yun yung pimakamalapit sa hosp and there’s no time na pag lumayo pa xa. So ayon, he bought it pero unfortunately, ndi na xa umabot. Wala na si Red. Til’ now, nakatatak pa din sa mind ko kung gano ka-sad si Papa when he lost his unico hijo (at that time). Ndi nga xa nakapag drive nung nilibing si Red. They’ve always wanted a Baby Boy. Papa quitted his job in London and decided to focus more with his family. Ayon,, he even said ‘ndi ako titigil hanggat wala kong lalaki’ Haha. I remember him not saying anything the whole wake of Red. Ewan.. it’s either ndi kami nagusap or ndi ko naaalala. Basta what I clearly remember was staring at his teeny weeny coffin and it looks like natutulog lang xa. Pwamis! Ang cute cute! I was still young at that time so ndi maxado ganon ang impact pro as I was growing up.. ayon.. bst ganon cguro tlg. He should be 14 by now. Cguro super spoiled yon skin.. cguro may nagdadala na ng girl sa house.. hehe.. ndi naman ako mahigpit.. cguro nag aagawan cla ng sis ko kakatelebabad .. cguro textbabad din hehe. Wla lng…
I’m just so fuckin’ disappointed with myself ksi I forgot his bday and I feel like ndi ko xa nabibigyan ng importance or whatever. I’m really sorry, bro. Belated happy birthday and awubyu :-)Haay.. nakakaloka. 

The Al-Qaedan Conspiracies - Chapter I

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006

The Al-Qaedan
Conspiracies - Chapter I

Osama Bin Ladin: Welcome Soloflite. I praise Allah that you came to my summons.

SoloFlite: Tell me again why I’m here.

Osama: I have watched your
earlier interview with Saddam Hussein
, Soloflite. I believe only someone as
twistedly demented as you will be able to fully comprehend the information I am
sharing with you.

Solo: What exactly do you have to tell me Osama?

Osama: I have evidence showing that Bush is now heading a group of fanatical
overly-zealous christian crusaders who are hell bent on terrorizing the muslim
world.

Solo: That’s probably his cell group, Osama. Christian cells are like little
prayer groups that read the bible together and worship in private. I dont think
they’d hurt muslims.

Osama: I also have cell groups, Solo. I know what cells can do. Im actually
very proud of them.

Solo: Theres a difference between bible-study and terrorist cells.

Osama: Anyway, I have reason to believe that George Bush and his terrorist
network have plans to eradicate the whole muslim populace.

Solo: Nah. You’re watching too many movies, Osama. I mean, what kind of person
would declare war on half a continent, destroy their economic foundations and
basically threaten to blow their civilization to smithereens just because their
way of life is different from… OH. WAIT.

Osama: Yes. George bush clearly fits the role.

Solo: Thats not what I meant.

Osama: We of the Al Qaeda have uncovered a plan to destroy half the muslim
populace in the world.

Solo: ??? Go on.

Osama: The first stage was to test out a new uber-powerful nuclear device that
can wipe out an area in minutes. The first prototype could flatten a whole city
without being detected by conventional means. This was apparently done already.
With great success.

Solo: Done already?? With great success??! When?

Osama: Yes. Remember the earthquake that devastated Iran’s  Bam City  last year?

Solo: Yes. Around 30,000 iranians died there. But that was a natural disaster.

Osama: Im afraid not, Solo. That was the first prototype.

Solo: ….??!

Osama: Phase two was another test for their upgraded bomb. And it was done at
the same time in december last year.

Solo: Another earthquake? But the only earthquake of significance in December
after Christmas was…

Osama: In Indonesia. The  Muslim country  of  Indonesia,  If I  might add. That is the latest version of their doomsday device. An undrwater-based explosion that would trigger a Tsunami of powerful force.  

Solo: ….

Osama: Apparently, they made a mistake on the location of the epicenter.
Instead of flattening the whole Indonesian Archipelago, it only affected the
outermost coasts and the neighboring countries of Malaysia and Sri Lanka. 

Solo: But still… why would he attack he attack Indonesia instead of the Middle East directly?

Osama: You know how terrorists operate, Solo. This is a warning signal to the
Muslim world. Besides, my friends in JI are based there. Plus, the date of both
events are signficant.

Solo: December 26?

Osama: Yes. It is my eighth wife’s firstborn’s cousin’s birthday. Bush is
telling the world he knows everything about me.

Solo: I still find this a bit incredulous.

Osama: If you think about it, why else would the US give such a paltry sum to help in the rehabilitation of Indonesia?
Solo: …good question. Because it takes days of careful study before they
could release an amount that big?

Osama: No! Of course not! Its because they DONT WANT TO. THESE ARE MUSLIMS, my
friend. And thats what its all about.

Solo: So when did you learn of this again?

Osama: Back in 2000. I had to act quickly once I learned of the full scale of
his plans. That is why I launched what you would call a pre-emptive strike.


Solo: Pre-emptive strike? You dont mean…
 


Osama: Yes. September 11.

 

To Be Continued…

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